the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide
Amazing how a woman can break a man with only five words.
u got a lil dick?
i’ll see you in heck
I AM GOING TO KICK THAT FUCKIN SMILE OFF THEIR FACES BECAUSE IT IS GIVING ME CHEST PAINS
*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*
MY ANACONDA DONT
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
Ashton Irwin probably