Teenage Dirtbag
cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

kobetyrant:

thebavarian:

Amazing how a woman can break a man with only five words.

u got a lil dick?

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

5sosexytime:

I AM GOING TO KICK THAT FUCKIN SMILE OFF THEIR FACES BECAUSE IT IS GIVING ME CHEST PAINS

5sosexytime:

I AM GOING TO KICK THAT FUCKIN SMILE OFF THEIR FACES BECAUSE IT IS GIVING ME CHEST PAINS

guy:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

enochianwarbirds:

oversized hoodies

you think they’re clothes

but they’re actually wearable hugs

itskelciexoxo:

Ashton Irwin probably

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