party planner: how do you want to make your entrance?
did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?
i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower
This was on a wall of fame for drinking 15 shots in a row. I found it in a bar in Saigon.
every friend group has a mom
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
Real talk: people need to stop clapping at the end of movies
the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze