Teenage Dirtbag
englishaffair:

i love knowing this isn’t fake

englishaffair:

i love knowing this isn’t fake

methlaboratories:

but mom they aren’t strangers on the internet if we like the same music

Is there alcohol in this?

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

imagineyouricon:

However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.

australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

high-on-daisies:

pretty isn’t everything, right?☆
recklesslukey: